Start your day with a good laugh ! Badtz's-Big Job Interview

Interviewer: "So, Badtz... I see you’ve had experience as a troublemaker, a skateboarder, and... a professional napper?"

Badtz: "That’s right. I’m highly skilled at doing absolutely nothing... unless there’s a snack involved."

Interviewer: "Hmm, well, here at our company, we value dedication and teamwork. How would you describe your work ethic?"

Badtz: "I’m very committed to... taking breaks. A lot of them. And when it’s time to work, I’m... uh, creatively unproductive."

Interviewer: "So, you would say you're not a team player?"

Badtz: "Oh no, I’m a team player... as long as the team involves me, a comfy chair, and zero responsibility."

Interviewer: "Interesting. And how would you handle a difficult situation at work?"

Badtz: "Simple. I’d walk away... slowly... with my hands in my pockets, like I’m considering the meaning of life. It confuses people, and they just let you go." 

Interviewer: "Right… so why do you want to work here?"

Badtz-Maru: "Honestly? The coffee machine looks fancy. I’ll spend most of my time figuring out how it works, but I’ll pretend it’s for ‘team-building.’"

Interviewer: "Well, I can’t say you’re what we expected, but you’ve definitely got... character. Welcome aboard, I guess?"

Badtz:"Don’t worry, I’ll work hard—at making the coffee break the best part of the day."